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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

No way

Loons and Moons

After 12 Years of Failed Attempts, the Man Who Lost His Hard Drive Containing $742M in Bitcoin Finally Ends His Search - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Still no good.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Then came..

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No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some of the craziest laws around the world?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...